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Nigella Lawson will be calling the numbers in that delightful throaty voice. I would be honored if you allow me to massage said butt cheek. I'll be professional, caring and nurture said butt cheek and nurse it back to health. I think I may start with the Economy Package for now, as long as you adhere to the no grope policy ... Be prepared for a few dud dates along with some nice ones, but it's great that you're giving it a go. "You'll get used to it"..to see romance is still alive and kicking! Nick R and mattrim, can't wait to raise a glass with you boys! Am looking forward to your music selections for this afternoon in between Isaac Hayes as Chef singing about his chocolate salty balls. Nick R, you know what they say: variety is the spice of life. My new position, er, appointment, has suddenly dredged up an old memory of something I did once in a Cabinet Minister's office (but not with the Minister and not in this country! Otherwise, maybe Attorney-General would be fun - although Lord help me if I ended up looking like Phil... It seems as though the science for blog sites and the people that use them has hardly been analysed so I did my own little bit of analysis. Never fear, I am still planning the huge end of uni/Christmas blogmeet for 2 December - please post suggestions, and anyone that wants to co-organise let me know. Posted by: blonde contradiction at November 17, 2006 PM VENT Hi BC. I'm the last person to be racist and sterotype because those of you who know me personally to an affect know I'm considered a minority. d) Other than what you mentioned earlier, is there anything that is no-go on the first night? Posted by: blonde contradiction at November 17, 2006 PM If you turn up you get hugs. :) --------------- Bingo Prizes --------------- I rub my fishie I rub my penguin Ballsy Boy hot water bottle Torpedo rocket Velvet touch waterproof bullet vibe Anal beginners kit Silicone soft duo balls Glass dildo Prude my darling, where are you? Then I checked the bathroom and the towels were still in a pile in the bath, just as I had left them! Care to join my Post-Holiday Abject Depression (PHAD) support group?

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Lotus - im not quite sure how to fix having tight buns, but if you could let me know how to get them, that would be great! well, the less said about them the better, and for the opposition we have a leader that is slightly to the right of Genghis Khan. Sure some of our policies need to be fleshed out a bit, but hey that's no different to our current pollies half-baked ideas.. Have a tummy like a bowling ball and still uncomfortable and I'm pretty much over being uncomfortable all the time. Posted by: Moneypenny at November 17, 2006 PM Moneypenny... Does that mean you already have an interest in rabbits?"When will the rabbits be available for loan, please? "Only I am in dire need and I heard your announcement and I couldn't resist, please consider me!!! PLEASEEEEE" Posted by: Paddo Tash at November 17, 2006 AM if you dont feel comfortable with it dont do it, its not for everyone and make sure he uses protection, which is more important when doing A*** sex. But I do agree that it is a brilliant piece of functional design Posted by: Nick R at November 17, 2006 PM Eek! Knew I was taking too long getting into this trench coat/fishnet/stilleto combination...someone's taken my whip, must have been the Housemate! By dint of personal experience, I think you should give that post to me, mon cher. I would have loved to join you all this evening, however puppy-minding duties have arisen.a lot of ppl do it but not alot of ppl like it also. Posted by: mattrim at November 17, 2006 PM We have the same one then! you were starting to sound like someone I might know... Echo beams in delight and heas to the bar, we can see he is veeeerrrrry happy to collect his w chick 1 dick love doll from Halle and a faint buzzing is heard from J9 and Owen's direction, they have unwrapped her prize.... Every passport stamp I possess is a cherished memory. A., I arrived home this evening to find a rather handsome young man in nothing but oiled footy shorts and a rather suspicious bunny tail standing on my front porch carrying a tray with a Devil's Punch on it. Will make every effort to be there on December 2 however. Now your party whip, I expect you to come "appropriately" dressed to the Blogbar this afternoon. Posted by: J9 at November 17, 2006 PM From "Sweet, innocent and never been kissed" to wanting "Big smackies" in the same post Its been a rapid descent, J9.I would like to know how soon is too soon for a*** sex... Ticks in all the boxes - sexy, interesting, good manners, blah blah, but the first time we had sex he wanted to go in the back door. I may have been more into it as the relationship developed but right from the get go? Morning all, A pre-announcement for this afternoon's activities at the Barry White Charity Ball Blogbar. you build up a report then you meet them in the flesh. I mean, you can't be seen in public when your hair is so...wrong! Posted by: Anastacia Beaverhausen at November 17, 2006 AM Personally, I am uncomfortable w/internet dating; I haven't done it, and I don't plan to do start. Just make sure that you meet in a public space, and review the Sam blog on ending a bad date! :-P Just don't tell anyone that I am a loon, it's a secret and a surprise for people to find out on their own! Yes It is Interesting AM So you're still redhotpmwilly's number 1 fan huh - are you going to give him any clues as to your identity? I thought you were happy with the previously expressed choice. Posted by: Lotus at November 17, 2006 PM LOL - is anyone else thinking of John Brown & Jan Murray? Dyson is up there with Phillippe Starck when it comes to design, well in my opinion. jimmy, would love to apply for a position in your cabinet. ) I should warn you though, after a week of doing nothing but sleeping in, reading trashy novels, sunbathing and drinking from morning to midnight, my brain may have turned to mush. However, I would like to appoint you to be the cultural attache to Victoria. Jim & Sim's Tonic Gin, tonic water & lime garnish - something smooth and classic for our friends SIMPSON and Jim Bob Horny Bull Tequila & orange juice - could apply to half the male bloggers Amazon's Came 'n' craze Amaretto, lime juice, triple sec & lime garnish - Amazon aka blonde goddess, you go girl Paradise Apricot brandy, orange juice & Plymouth gin - aka melissakp, Matt Gitteau and 6 hours alone Sex on the Beach Vodka, peach schnapps, crme de cassis, orange juice, cranberry juice, orange and cherry garnish - Ajna enjoy your holiday Sneaky Pete Kahlua, whiskey & milk - Flor's favourite Touch-me-down Tea Vodka, tequila, rum, gin, triple sec, lemon-line Gatorade, cola & orange juice - in case rabbit not available Echo Plain Milk - young man, you need to line your stomach before you drink, especially with the weekend coming on Yaka Hula Hickey Dula Dark rum, vermouth & pineapple juice - never been a fan of hickey's myself but the drink's not bad Unshackled Ice Tea Triple sec, gin, vodka, tequila, sour mix, cola & lemon wedge garnish - something to open the legs and challenge the brain - great with a spoon Miss MA's Mad Gal Rita Tequila, triple sec, dash of lime juice, sour mix, lime wedge garnish & salt to rim of glass (optional) - Miss MA good luck with the raffle tickets, they'd be mad not to enter given the prizes MATTRIM I know that you say you can control your perving, your roving eye, well here in Darwin at the moment it is so hot and sweaty.

He's a product of the British public school system and I know they all buggerise each other at boarding school but do they every grow out of it? t stop finding a reason to sabotage my relationships. - though he appears to have resigned before he even starts :( Ministers for Community Services: Lotus Press Secretary: Sam Brett Lotus, Count me in. Apparently it is the end of the world if you hair doesn't look right.. I hope its temporary or I may have to cross you off my list! Maybe it is because the obvious reason for the date is a "relationship". That isn't to say that they didn't have some bad dates along the way. at November 17, 2006 AM Posted by: Dragonfly at November 17, 2006 AM Haha, you know me too well! Have sketchy plans with an unreliable friend so I might be able to make it.. Man OMan- not if you suffered through an english public school education apparently... I wanted to ask him "how would you like it if I did it to you" but I feared his response wouuld be a resounding YES PLEASE!!! a friend of mine said on the second time she was with a guy she went to go to the loo and he said she didn't need to go to the bathroom!!! Lodigo, in the execution of your duties you will be required to spend much of your time plugging our fine state in every swim up bar in Far North Queensland. Posted by: Lotus at November 17, 2006 AM Lotus, are you getting back to that debate on favourite positions again? at November 17, 2006 PM Posted by: mattrim at November 17, 2006 PM Sorry to gate crash your little thing but you are talking about a topic very dear to my heart. James Dyson is a design legend and did you know the idea for the vacuum came from a problem he had with painting ball-barrows (did you have those here). As they say, what's the point of train timetable, it's not like the train drivers ever read them.

Scantily dressed attendants will be wandering through the bar selling tickets to the major draw. If you want the Deluxe Butt Cheek Massage, I can give you "mates rates". Posted by: Unshackled at November 17, 2006 AM It's the Darling Harbour area.. Can't believe some of the Kinky Cocktails that Flor has put together for individual bloggers. Minister for Music, and Minister for (an impeccably clean) Environment. Realistically though, if you're going to have me as Minster for Environment you'll need damn good PR.. ;-) Paddo Tash, People are meeting at James Squire at the King St wharf, from 6 onwards. If your dubious friend lets you down, please come and join us!! Didn't even look sideways at the male of the species. Sheesh I have to stop blurting stuff out.well, not going to deny it! I can't access anything from here, so I have let you down.. I find them depressing also - on myself and others !! So those that are feisty are really sweet in real life, those that are virginal are really raving sex maniacs in real life. Jimmy - so if I'm now the "whip" - you'd best bend over and take your punishment! I'm not a bill collector, loan shark or mob hitman. I know I should just let it wash over me, and I really should learn to just fob them off when they ask for advice. Hmmm, looks like all the men are over at the chocolate wheel.... Posted by: Paddo Tash at November 17, 2006 PM Sorry, I can be very shallow, it's genetic, I'm a man!

This will include above said fee, but includes making out in a booth or restroom area. Deluxe Packages are reserved for our...intimate..clientel Posted by: Paddo Tash at November 17, 2006 AM I'm still laughing, too funny! Just for the record Tash, we're not all that weird, thankfully I'm not a product of a British Boarding School! Someone usually has a balloon, or a hat, or devils ears, is anyone going to have some form of identification tonight for Paddo Tash? So woud be a good idea to meet up at some landmark I actually know - pardon my lack of city venue knowledge guys. Paddo Tash - offer him a large cucumber wrapped in foil. Was far too involved in pony club/gymkhanas and three day events to even care. *grins* It's no coincidence that I'm obsessed with hats, but doubt the Youth of Today share my view on that front ! So my thought for the day which has now become 2, if Prude is all about penguins and chaste qualities what is she like in real life? Lotus emailed me and said she would get off her face, perhaps! By the way, I have been reading the papers and while I said I am extremely fond of OJ I want to qualify that by saying ... I just expect to be paid for the work that I do, ESPECIALLY since I dropped my rates for these people by 5%. Stupid me thinks they actually want to hear it when what they really want is to hear "everything will work out the way you want it to"... But all the women are heading our way, Fabio is drawing them like a beacon.... :-P In answer to your questions I am late 20's, I'm 6', Yes It Is Interesting thinks I'm hot and cute (but I wouldn't hold much weight in that!

Given what we have seen over the last week am sure sure that neither will be much of a problem but please advise what you are wearing before you order a drink. As this is a charity event, please dig deep for a worthy cause. In the meantime, Ill hand over to: Flor for her kinky cocktails; Miss MA for her raffle tickets and lucky door prizes; Amazon for the personally taste tested bar staff. ********************************************************************************** Posted by: Nick R at November 17, 2006 PM ahh yes please. Don't worry boys, we haven't gone cheap on staff tonight and each male guest has their own personal attendant. but remember it is a very strict playboy rule that no one is allowed to touch the bunnies tails, penalty is expulsion from the premises. Posted by: Paddo Tash at November 17, 2006 PM Hmm.. *Coffee Snob wanders in, it appears he may in fact have been running*Nick R I can't believe the doors close for the final time this evening. ) **pulls his head up from counting the takings** Nick R jumps for joy, "CS, CS, I can't believe it we've made ,000.

Given the extreme generosity of: SLGs Matchmaking Services; Original Tonys Tipping Services; Mattrims Geographical Tours Going South; and Our Union Rep, Nina its free grog all arvo. I figure that's enough to keep the gents happy for a while so serving drinks to all of the lovely ladies in attendance this evening are the better looking members of the Rabbitohs (Damn! The single ladies and gentlemen of SATC are going to be overjoyed." "Think of the amount of temporary love this is going to provide to our blog friends" Thanks for this hearty amountm go to * Flor: great drinks and a fun weekend ahead to celebrate; * Amazon: look forward to catching up this evening and finding out what you had to do to Hef to get those priceless "artifacts" out of his bedroom; * Miss MA: its good to see an ex- Catholic School girl put her imagination to good use; and * J9: for her use on various bloggers during the course of the Blogbar.

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